I gave it up for lent


one of the best ways to get out of something you don’t want to do.

p.s. only can be used for 40 days before easter.
“john, wanna go to the mall with me :d?” -annoying ugly girl
“i gave it up for lent”-john
“oh well in that case nevermind.”-annoying ugly girl

“brian, take out the trash.”-your mom
“sorry i gave it up for lent”-brian
“d-mn being a christian -_-“-your mom

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