I got this

an expression that’s short for:

1. i got this covered.
2. i got this handled.
3. i got this under control.
worker: i can’t talk to that guy. he feels i’m all game.

team leader: don’t worry. i got this.
what you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your b-tch.
you’re are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. the car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

you scream “i got this!!!” and then you stop your car just inches away from the car’s b-mper.

Read Also:

  • illinois rail splitter

    when a women spreads her v-g-n-l lips and m-ssages your p-n-s with them without insertion you: “rachel’s such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more.” me:” at least you got off”

  • paypalien

    someone who is unfamiliar, and hence does not hold an account, with paypal. dang – i sold a vase on ebay to a paypalien! how will i ever get my money in a fast and secure method??

  • pcs4pcs

    this is a phrase used in mysp-ce to say if you comment my pictures i will coment your pictures pcs4pcs= picturecommentsforpicturecomments … ya i just got alot of new pictures everyone pcs4pcs

  • pedofiled

    when a pedophile is officially registered as a s-xual offender/predator on a file in the government’s computer system. allen: “did you hear about the pedophile in our neighborhood that recently got busted by the fbi yesterday?” steve: “yeah. he deserves to be pedofiled.”

  • penicycle

    a chick in the neiborhood who is ridden by everyone and everybody gets a turn in riding her. basicially a sl-t. d-mn you sick f-ck you hit the penicycle? you better get yourself checked out a s-x move wherein the woman attempts to balance upon the man’s erect p-n-s. like riding a wet unicycle in […]

Disclaimer: I got this definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.