I had a buddy who…
by stating that someone “had a buddy who” once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullsh-t that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she “had a buddy” that once did that. this “buddy” has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a cl-ssic one-upper. this “buddy” is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the “buddy” to say otherwise.
mark: “i once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm”
jim: “that’s nothing, i had a buddy who… once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires”
mark: “really?” “that sounds very unlikely, who was that?”
jim: “no, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn’t know him”
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