I Hate My Life


a phrase used to describe your dislike for the current moment or situation happening to you. often used after or during a long boring day of school.
f-ck school; i hate my life!
the act of hating ones life
ihatemylife.
common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. these females are often the ones who use the phrase “can you not?”

“i hate my life” is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. it is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

some proper responses to the phrase are the following: “aww,” “uh oh,” and “what happened?” it is disrespectful to reply with the following: “i hate your life, too,” “hahaha, you suck,” and “oh, you fail.”
steph cannot open the file in photoshop
steph: ahh, i hate my life.

joanne loses in tetris
joanne: oh my god… i hate my life…
i hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. it’s not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.
you: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life

person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
person 2: not uh really?
person 1: yea!
person 2: uhhg i hate my life
phrase that comes to mind when i think of david archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn’t be considered so godd-mned cute if they were not famous.
i hate my life, and i hate people who don’t deserve what they have.
the opposite of “i love my life”.

used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
friend 1: “yes, ——- threw up today in cl-ss in a plastic bag.”
friend 2: “i hate my life!”

person: ” ‘i love my life’….everyone is saying that now!”
friend: “i hate my life”

you: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: ” i hate my life!”
a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.
sarah screamed “i hate my life” after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

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