I have THIS!
a simple, but versatile phrase used to introduce a bad–ss possession, especially in a troublesome situation where said possession will have great effect. also quite useful when you simply want to “one-up” someone by having a more bad–ss version of their object.
it is very important to speak the phrase slowly while emphasizing “this,” because it sounds more bad–ss that way.
originally used by barry burton in resident evil. after giving jill ammo for a grenade launcher, jill asks barry what he has for a weapon. barry responds “i have this!” while proudly raising his .357 magnum colt python, which is both a bad–ss gun in the game and real life.
barry: it’s really powerful, especially against living things! better take it with you! -gives launcher ammo-
jill: but how about you, barry?
barry: i have this! -raises python-
bob: i got this thirty of budweiser. i’m gonna get more f-cked up than you!
john: i doubt it, because i have this! -holds up bottle of jägermeister-
joe: man, these f-cking weeds out back are as big as trees! i can’t even drive the mower into them, let alone mow them!
jeff: no problem, man. i have this! -activates flamethrower-
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