i have to wash my cat
i don’t want to come and i have no excuse but i don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so i will give you a horrible excuse. i have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
matt: “hey bro can i come over”
me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”
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