I haven’t got a Salomon
reworking of the common phrase ‘i haven’t got a scooby (doo)’; meaning ‘i haven’t got a clue’.
in this instance, ‘salomon’ refers to chelsea striker salomon kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
“i haven’t got a salomon kalou’.
but as with the ‘scooby’ phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
a: “do you know here c is?”
b: “no, i haven’t got a salomon”
a: “i’ll ask d!”
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