I hit lefty, but only in baseball
a metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-s-x hookup.
you tell a bi i switch hit, but only in baseball.
at the batting cage….
lesbian standing outside cage: i just looovee the way you swing the bat left-handed. can you hit lefty with me?
me: h-ll, no! i hit lefty, but only in baseball! i i throw righty.
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