I iz


i iz is a blob-like character of the species zizz. he is the leader of all zizzes, although it’s a mystery how zizzes can tell each other apart, for they all are pretty much identical (except for the occasional size difference). i iz was created back in, oh, say 1998 or so by michael mesorana (aka tibby or poofmeister), and stars (along with other zizzes)in a series of short cartoons made by will buck (aka vlad). see i iz’s quotes below:
“but i iz whut you iz when we iz not me waz. iz you?”

“i iz been done cut. hey.”

“gimme that hat.”

“i iz be not going to not no movies. i like to sit.”

…and the number one, most famous phrase… the one that started it all…
“i iz who i iz.”

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