I just spilled tea all over my crumpets



when one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
“is that some side dabloons i see?………………-10 seconds later-……………… gosh darn it! i just spilled tea all over my crumpets!”

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