i lift at home
an phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. effective on most people but if your numbers aren’t going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.
person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
person 2: nah man i’m good. i lift at home most of the time.
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