when one needs to take a cr-p extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appet-te to take a cr-p.
brad- hey tom, i thought you were going to use the bathroom?
tom- no, i was going to but the smell left in there was so bad i lost my cr-p-pet-te!
the act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching p-rn. imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where p-rnographic material is not available. bernie was in cl-ss the other day and saw what he liked, a girl with spandex pants, so he went home and imagerbated all over the shower wall.
- immaculate cognition
immaculate cognition — the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information. immaculate cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than immaculate conception.
the anti-hacker science. hahaha..as if that would do them any harm!
- im outtie 5000
i’m outta here fast:goodbye picture the 80’s in the kung-fu grip of crack. when an audi 5000 was the car. if u were outta here like an audi 5000 u was outta here fast! supsect 1: yo, here comes the cops. suspect 2: i’m audi 5000 also: i’m audi like 5000 we audi 5000, g
short for “i’m sorry what?” but used to show your disinterest in what the other person has to say. best used when a person is speaking or after they are done to show that you are not interested and want to annoy them. also good to use when losing an argument or debate. can really […]