i macgyvered the fuck out of it
inspired by matt damon’s line in the movie the martian where he has to “science to sh-t out of it” to survive. technically and more accurately he macgyvered the f-ck out of it.
when you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say “i macgyvered the f-ck out of it!”
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