I need a calculator
an office phrase roughly translated to “i need a bailout or rescue.” something awful is happening to the person who has given you this message, and it’s your responsibility to bail them out. situations in which this phrase is appropriate:
– an office camper has left the original intended topic for some light-hearted small talk about his child you hate
– an office camper with horrid breath has pinned you
– you’re in a meeting that’s so boring you will have to snort c-ke off a stripper’s chesticles to balance your life back in the right direction
the message generally arrives in the form of text or instant message. when the situation is dire, email may be used. the appropriate response is generally to come up with technical nonsense to ask this person then either call or visit to bail them out.
office camper: “enough about linux, did you know my child is an honor’s student? she’s taking all ap cl-sses in the spring. g-d we’re so proud of her … ”
jim (victim) text messages vince (savior) “i need a calculator” to avoid nosy eyes understanding this dire message.
office camper: “she even taught some of the other children in the cl-ss how to use it! can you believe that? even the teacher was impressed”
savior: “hey jim! listen i need some help with linux…”
office camper: “oh well i can see you’re busy”
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