I-pothetically


i-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase “hypothetically”

this is usually because guit is starting to take its toll
ok lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
it doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!”
that is an i-pothetical confession if i ever heard one

or as a line from a cop show?

“if a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?”

“you are a cold blooded i-pothetical killer, junior!”

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