I Pulled an Ace!
after taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. it’s literally like pulling an ace. no more cards from the dealer needed…
“my friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, ‘did you pull an ace?’. he smiled and said yes!’ proudly. ‘i pulled an ace!'”
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