I read somewhere


saying “i read somewhere” has now become a phrase which translates to “i saw on facebook”. this is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to facebook.
dan: hey man i read somewhere that chris is getting kicked out of school…

reid: funny you should mention that cause that was his facebook status just last night…

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