I.S.W.U.W.S.


the i.s.w.u.w.s. stands for “international society of women that urinate while standing.” this women empowering society was created in 1832 by a small group of irish american women, during the major toilet crisis. today, the society has over 100 female members who devote their lives to urinate while standing completely vertical, with a dream that one day all women will not have to live in a gender biased world.
woman 1: “did you see that women in the restroom earlier… she was using the restroom while standing!”
woman 2: “yeah, i saw that. i bet she is a member of the i.s.w.u.w.s.”
woman 1: “huh? what does that mean?”

woman 2: “it is the international society of women that urinate while standing”

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