I swear to Arceus


a pokémon equivalent to “i swear to g-d”. see more on “oh my arceus”.
“i swear to arceus, i’ll be there in 10 minutes.”

“if you lose my pokémon cards again, i swear to arceus, i will f-ck you up.”

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