i was doin’ good til about two seconds ago
handy response for when an annoying telemarketer asks you how you’re doing. it’s an indirect and generally effective way to let him know you have zero interest in buying what he is trying to sell you. it works (almost) every time too…
me: h-llo?
telemarketer: hi! mike brown from immaculate energy on a recorded line. how are you today?
me: i was doin’ good til about two seconds ago. why?
telemarketer: great! i need to talk to the person in charge of the electric bi…
me: *click*
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