I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock
used by eegra in their valentines day comic, where bowser handed peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. or something. whatever the case, it’s an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
“happy valentines day! i will tear you a second c-nt with my th-rny c-ck!”
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