I would
short for “i would f-ck her”. the yes response to wouldya.
guy #1: hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. wouldya?
guy #2: yeah, i would.
when you see a girl that you’d f-ck.
ex 1:
(girl walk by)
guy: i would
guy2: sick, i wouldn’t.
short for ‘i would have s-x with them.’ more often used in a jokey sense
‘you look really hot today. i would’
-man sees good looking girl walk past- ‘i would.’
a phrase used by complete t-ss-rs who think they’re a babe magnet:
guy1: ah mate, shes so fit
guy2: yeah mate, i would.. i’d bang her so hard
me: ummmm no you wouldn’t; you’re a pr-ck
something you say when you see a fit women
jim – “shes fit!”
barry – “i would, deffo!!”
the standard answer to the question wouldya?
it signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.
cuttie – “hey, sheldon… wouldya?”
sheldon – “no man”
cuttie – “i would”
sheldon – “dude, she’s a total neen!!”
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