iAbuser
the name given to a person who excessively uses his/her iphone. to an extreme extent as to construct and develop conversations and arguments that end in a question beyond the conversationlists’ knowledge, wherein the iphone becomes the final say. includes unnecessary and constant iphone application play throughout the day.
horace: hey ned, i heard today that mr. rogers was a former navy seal?
ned: i doubt that entirely.
horace: i’ll use my iphone applications and iwiki that sh-t…after i finish up with my imob.
ned: you’re such a f-ckin’ iabuser.
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