Iain Duncan Smith
one time leader of the british conservative party – in which capacity he proved completely useless. now he’s back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. iain duncan smith is bald, rich and a c-nt. he lives in his london home rent free. he has never been poor but he’s determined to starve out the uk undercl-ss (who were once a working cl-ss until thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). this bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-cl-ss, out of touch, money h–rding, benefit cutting, w-nkstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
benfit claimant 1: you going christmas shopping this afternoon?
benefit claimant 2: you’re f-cking joking right? all i’ve got to look forward to is iain duncan smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. c-nt!
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