ian is a real man.he is very easy to fall in love with.he is patient and kind.only if you can make the cut and he let’s you see the real prince within.ian michael is someone who lives like a pauper but is really a king.if he gets bored he will light your house on fire.although he is averagly endowed he hoes all night and makes woman c-m over and over again
i love that ian michael he can scree.
an amazing machine created for purposes of entertainment and quickly switched to ai projecting. its creator is an amazing dude. a: have you heard of this kympbot thing? b: h-ll yeah dude, its lit af bro/
- gray pans*xual
to have little to no desire for s-x but when the feeling comes gender doesn’t matter. sam is gray-pans-xual so they don’t want to have s-x but sometimes both their guy and girl friends look really hot
- minesweeping on the job
when you’re bored as f-ck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of minesweeper. boss: juan what are you doing on the computer? juan: i’m playing minesweeper sir. boss: are you playing games while everyone else is busy with work to do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? andrew: relax, juan is busy as […]
the feeling of not shaving it is a pricc feeling to not shave.
the most delicious sin u can indulge upon.. used in situations of s-xcapades and adulterous activities partic-p-nts that have been lucky enough to enter into sweet sinistericious seduction shes the most sinistericious chanel and delectable wh-r- i ever deviated with..!!! that wh-r- is sinistericious chanel i’d eat her all up. theres delicious and then there’s […]