Ian O’Shea
the hottest non-wormaphobe ever!!! jared howe’s rival in stephenie meyer’s “the host”. he falls in love with wanda, the alien that takes over melanie stryder’s body. jared howe, however, is in love with melanie, who isnt completely erased from her body, despite wanda’s existance. he has a twin brother, kyle o’shea. when wanda sacrifices her soul-self to save melanie, he goes and finds her a different body. he has snow white skin, sapphire eyes, and coal-black hair
“you. are. not. leaving. me.”
sapphire, snow, and midnight, all rolled into one
ian o’shea is my friend’s imaginary lover.
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