IB exams
1. the culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined ib.
2. stress in its purest form.
nick- why are you pulling your eyelashes out with a clothespin?
lukas- ib exams start tomorrow.
a period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average ib student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. the time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
ib student 1: hey! how are your ib exams going?
ib student 2: i don’t even know anymore… it feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
ib student 1: yeah i know what you mean, i had that feeling yesterday. luckily i only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
ib student 2: you’re so lucky! i have 3 tomorrow as well but i have only revised for one…
ib student 1: eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
ib student 2: sure
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