iDildo
something you shove up your -ss while listening to itunes
(guy calls apple store pretending to be steve jobs)
guy: we’re releasing a new apple product, you wanna know what it’s called?
apple store employee: sure
guy: it’s called the id-ld-, you shove it up your -ss while listening to itunes
-apple employee hangs up-
the art of using an iphone or an ipod as a d-ld- in the v-g-n-l c-n-l or -n-s to pleasure a female (or male if your a sick queer).
dude i walked in on my sister using an id-ld- and then i watched her.
one who is so in love with there iphone or ipod that they frequently use is as a d-ld-
“using her ipod as an id-ld-, jenny stuck it up her v-g-n-, it was disgusting to watch.”
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