IB Waddle
the only walk an ib student is capable of. weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, cas binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
it is physically impossible for and ib student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
neighbor 1: “what is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?”
neighbor 2: “oh, that’s the kid down the street doing the ib waddle. if you wanna see something really funny, push them over.”
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