IBitis



a deadly disease that’s known to cause insanity, insomnia, and often death. symptoms include dark bags under your eyes, excessive yawning, hair loss, fatigue, loss of appet-te and shaking. not to be confused with senioritis, this disease infects all ib students around the world.
that kid has the worst case of ibitis i have ever seen; he doesn’t sleep, doesn’t eat, and his eyes look constantly bruised.

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