iBong


apple’s newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest p-rn all at the same time. this device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it’s already a bong…but who gives a f-ck you can watch german p-rn….german inscest p-rn…
“yo, i just bought an ibong last night, and the f-cker crashed on me, i had to restart it, and by the time i got it running again i was flacid”

“i love my ibong, it’s the greatest thing since the ipud”
also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden. above all else, the ibong is a destroyer of worlds!!!
my chest feels like star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the ibong, that f-cker.

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