iBroke


the ultimate outcome of living the ilife.
“dude, have you seen steve’s new ipod, iphone, and ibook?” “yea, but don’t invite him out to the bar tonight cuz i heard he’s ibroke and he’ll just mooch drinks off us.”
the act of being broke while possessing multiple apple products that begin with “i”.
“while is was great for renee to use his iphone to locate the resturant, he will not be joining us for dinner. he’s ibroke.”
when you’re broke on itunes.
guy 1:”hey, did you get the new cd i recomended?”
guy 2:”i can’t man, i’m totally ibroke.”
the state or condition of one’s finances that arises in the perpetual chase after mult-tudinous versions of itunes, ipods, iphones and ipads.
the only thing i have that is not obsolete or recalled is my ibroke.

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