Ice-Assisted Banter


the act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone–ssisted banter, especially when directed at the same banter-biter or bantagonist. it can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
“guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a m-ssive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?”

“no, for ice–ssisted banter”

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