Ice Crap


derived from the sadom-s-ch-st “iceplay”, the original ice cr-p is the vacating of ice cubes (also snow, shavings, packs, even ice cream) from a person’s bowels into which said ice cubes were at some point inserted for s-xual pleasure.

contemporary society has gone on to use the term “ice cr-p” in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat b-tch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. p-ssy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, cr-pping your pants) an ice b-tch or being in her immediate proximity.

for furthur reading, see fat b-tch, binge, ice b-tch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.
that b-tch lorrie dumped her ice cr-p right on my living room floor! oh well, good thing i had the dropcloth down.

oh look, adria brought all her little ice cr-ps with her.

hi, mom? sorry for calling so late; i just had the biggest ice cr-p and i had to tell someone. oh, uh…nevermind what an ice cr-p is, can i have twenty bucks? i’m out of food…again.

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