Ice-Cream Bowl Story
an ice-cream bowl story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty cr-p punchline/anti-climax.
originating in a secondary school in northern england in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
boy: …so in the end we all went home.
girl: that’s such an ice-cream bowl story
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