Ice Rape
ice rape occurs when one recieves a disproportionate serving of ice in an ordered beverage, thus decreasing the liquid content in the ordered beverage.
ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer.
to prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, “half-ice,” or, “just a little ice.”
“the guy at dunkin donuts has ice raped me at least five times this week.”
“why does mcdonalds consistently ice rape me?”
“i’m going to order half-ice this time so i don’t get ice raped.”
“this concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic.”
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