I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater


a phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
vincent would rather scr-pe his b-lls with a cheese grater than dine at kfc tonight.

i’d rather scr-pe my b-lls with a cheese grater than watch ‘meet the spartans’, joseph.

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