iceberg selfie
when a fat girl takes a self of just her face, the 10% showing might look good but there is still 90% under the surface you can’t see.
girl#1 -margie looks so cute in this pic
girl#2 -that’s because it’s an iceberg selfie, you can’t see the rest of her fat -ss.
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