when you presumed from your dates photos- that he/she was skinny… and he/she turned out to be very large…
-all of which were taken at the right angle to not really show his/her body.
person 1: “how was your date bud?”
person 2: “i don’t want to talk about it.”
person 1: “why?”
person 2: “she iceberged me :(”
i love you and pizza you’re the best! ilyap
happiness i felt so much inbisat when i met her.
when you use your iphone when the charging cord, and headphones are plugged in. right now, your phone looks more like an ipuppet than an iphone.
- jab grab
skateboarding move done while getting air, in a stall or whatever crazy move you execute while slaying the concrete waves. the stall: front-hand grabbing in front of you, between legs and right before the back trucks. originally done in combination with a freshly tweaked nose-stall. that was a nicely tweaked jab grab!
cholo, sh-tty mexican, beaner look at that jag’s truck, f-ck-n beaner an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept. “did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? what a jag!” jaguar. is that your jag xkr? someone that’s extremely h-rny. […]