when you presumed from your dates photos- that he/she was skinny… and he/she turned out to be very large…

-all of which were taken at the right angle to not really show his/her body.
person 1: “how was your date bud?”
person 2: “i don’t want to talk about it.”
person 1: “why?”
person 2: “she iceberged me :(”

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