Iceburg

a water polo goalie who looks bad but is actually really good and appears out of nowhere when you shoot the ball, therefore “sinking” the other team’s hopes of an easy win.
we thought the game would be an easy win but turns out the goalie for their team was an iceburg.
an iceburg is a female who has a skinny face but a fat body. she might look all hot riding in her car but once she gets out you realize that she is fat!
i saw the hottest girl driving a mustang the other day so i motioned for her to follow me. when we got to a side street, we got out to talk and it turns out she was a total iceburg!
a piece of feces that’s so huge, parts of it stick up out of the water.
joe didn’t have a bm for two days but when he finally went, it was a freakin’ iceburg!
the act and/or art of leaving a t-rd pile in someone’s toilet in such a way that some is above the waterline resulting in an oh so terrific aroma. in most cases one most pad the toilet with paper products in order to get the pile to sit high enough that it breaks the water line. those who are proficient can leave several inches of feces available to share with the next patron of the commode. in the case of automatic flush toliets one must find a way to byp-ss the motion sensor. most commonly this is done with a few wraps of tp.
johnny left an iceburg in stall number 3 just to p-ss off the janitor.
when you take a dump and aprox. 10% of the p–p is still out of water.
look at a pic of an ice burg. most of it is under water. only a small portion is out.
when you take 4 aspirin and m-st-rb-t- while holding an ice pack in one of your hands that you are using to stroke your p-n-s.
jack was bored with his daily s-xual routine, so he gave himself an iceburg, resulting in some very embar-ssing frostbite.
when you jerk off in the tub, the floaty sperm is called “iceburgs”.
dood, i jerked in the tub last night and made about 30 iceburgs.

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