Iceeration
the act of causing severe flesh injury whilst trying to part frozen food.
dave: “jon is not coming into work today as he stabbed himself with the b-tter knife whilst trying to part 2 slices of frozen bread”
mark: “sounds bad?”
dave: “really bad, he needed 8 st-tches in the palm of his hand, worst case of iceeration i have ever seen, blood everywhere”
mark: “he is such a div,”
dave ” yeah, what a tw-t”
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to get into the mindframe where you are creating and making stuff! also can be used when telling a friend to just chill out and not overanylyse a situation you just forget about that guy and ice yo’self come around to mine,i got paint and canvas. we can get iced.
- ickabod cane
an engorged p-n-s. he stuck his throbbing ickabod cane into her warm, cavernous meatsock.
- idekam
i dont even know anymore dude, my life is so f-cked, my girlfriend just dumped me, my grades are horrible… idekam. a longer, more specific form of idk ‘i don’t know.’ it stands for ‘i don’t even know any more.’ while texting: person 1: what have we started? person 2: idekam x)
- identity theft
the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone’s identifying or personal data or doc-ments, as a credit card. then using it to spend all their coin. tom: “my visa bill says i’ve spent five grand on hookers in tijuana!” phil: “yeah? sounds like the evils of ident-ty theft.” tom: “it surely does man, it surely does.” […]
- IET
in every thread. similar to itt, but pertains to every thread on a given board. “itt:newf-gs” “no, iet: newf-gs.” a short hand way to write alright. used in txt’s “come over to my place wen u get home”-person 1 “iet”-person 2