icelandic kiss

this one is one of a kind. when you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in iceland). you accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
ahh sh-t man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist a icelandic kiss

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