icer


a dumb ho that squirts your c-m out of her p-ssy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you p-ss her off or don’t want to commit.
‘i heard you went out with jane’
‘word.’
‘don’t p-ss her off. she’s an icer.’
‘word.’
4 more definitions
nice, unbelivable, extravagant.
that house is icer = that house is nice.
icers originates in jack speak, slang used by the royal navy (uk). it means “cold”.
seaman stains: oi captain, don,t b-m me over this barrel, it’s icers out here tonight.
captain: shut up – i’ve been at sea for months…i need this.
when a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scr-t-m just at the point of climax while masturbating. the idead is that the cold ice shocks the t-st-cl-s and thus produces an exciting feeling.
jon couldn’t believe the -rg-sm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.
police officers cold as ice. emotionless, subservient slaves. who would rather put you in the ground than give you a day in court!

the name given for police in the short story clans. by gocni!
mavrik: dude what happened to razor?
saul: the icers got him, they put him in the dirt
mavrik: shouldn’t have went alone icers don’t mess with us when we’re in a group
saul: icers took away his tomorrow
mavrik: they have a job to do listening to what the computer says!
saul: guess we’re all expendable youth

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