big fat -ss i mean like omg come on now!!! that sh-t jiggles and pops and hardens everybody’s c-ck! oh man gahd-mn! probably the chillest person ever and doesn’t trip over c-ckamamee bullsh-t. so not a terrorist and she loves her friends!!!!!!!! she makes nashville proud!!!!!!!!!!
me: omg i wanna f-ck the sh-t out of that celebrity! icesis help me get her number
icesis: bet my n___a!
- crunchy love flakes
noun; when one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the s-m-n dribbled on ones p-n-s. one would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the s-m-n to shrivel and dry. the crispy flaky results are known as crunchy love flakes one can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires. “dude […]
- little bad boy
p-n-s hey there, where’s your little bad boy. i want to see him and give him a kiss
- sunset paradise
when your girlfriend lets you have s-x at sunset. man, yesterday i have a real sunset paradise with my girlfriend.
- mitchie torres
the name of the quirky protagonist from the 2008 disney channel original movie “camp rock,” as well as the name of my deceased dog. person one: mitchie torres is a freaking legend. person two: i hope you’re referring to the dog.
- fuq boi tum tum
a fuq boi tum tum is someone who acts like a fuqboitumtum. a fuqboitumtum is someone who is a sperm covered n-gg-r that sucks sh-t out of rats -ss! if you read this you are an n-gg-r! fayget ure a fuq boi tum tum liek ur mummy