ichabod


a strap-on p-n-s or d-ld-.
whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?
a guy with a very small p-n-s.
forget that motion of the ocean sh-t girlfriend! you ain’t getting anywhere with ichabod in the boat!
in reference to the headless horseman, an “ichabod” is a man in an online personal ad who will show you every private part he’s got, but not his face, resulting in an endless array of headless profile shots.
wow, did you check out that profile!

yeah, but he’s probably got a face like a mud fence… geez, put up a face pic! it’s the 21st century, ichabod!

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