icicle dash


take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.
dude #1-we’ll, off to the public playground again.

dude #2- going on an icicle dash? need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?

dude #1 – no thanks! i’m taking all of my frat bros down with me again.

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