Icing the Kicker
a term referring to the occurrence of an unexpected delay in an already tense or anxiety-filled situation that causes the build-up of even more tension or anxiety. originates from the term used to describe the act of calling a time out on the football field right before a field goal kick in order to give the kicker more time to think and thus more time to build up nervousness.
example 1
“dude, i waited outside for her in my car for 30 minutes!”
“that sucks man.”
“yeah…all that waiting totally threw off my mojo for our first date.”
“cl-ssic case of “icing the kicker”, man.”
example 2
ryan crammed up to the last second for his microbiology test, only to have his professor “ice the kicker” by p-ssing out the test 10 minutes after everyone was seated.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on her foot as if you’re icing a cake or cupcake…hence the name, icing the kicker.
last night, my girlfriend wanted to try something different. so before i came, i grabbed her foot and started icing the kicker.
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