icky picky
a man in his 40\’s or older, bloated and balding,..who thinks he is g-ds gift to woman…brags to anyone who will listen, he only dates beautiful woman in their 20\’s..sadly, in reality due to being bloated, balding and an icky picky a-hole.. no sane woman would dare be caught dead with him..he will live forever in his fantasy…alone…a rejected.
eeeew!!! \”sir, whats that huge ugly b-mp on your shoulder???\”
\”oh..never mind, it is just your head.\” ~ says the beautiful woman.
icky picky – \”hey baby, saw ya walkin down the street, i ran over to catch up with you -sweaty-pant- you are hot, wanna boogie? -thrusts hips-
woman- \”excuse me sir, seems as though your toupe is ablaze and you have sh-tted your pants.\” -runs away-
icky picky – \”what a b-tch!!!\”
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