iCommander


a sad follower of apple who thinks he can control his entire world using apple products.

he uses a different apple product to manage each aspect of his life.
typically the icommander is weighed down when travelling with so many “extremely lightweight” apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

ipad, ipod, iphone, macbook, macchicken etc….

the icommander is a “fanboy on steroids” always having more of and the very latest apple toys than his peers in any iforce he belongs to.

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