Icy Blubber Pussy
the result of having s-xual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy v-g-n- due to many years living in the icy terrain. blubber forms around the p-ssy causing a disease known to eskimos as “ning nongkon” or blubber p-ssy roughly translated.
this act is also a fetish for a prominant number of american citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling “meth mouth”, and asian/native american looking women.
bret- i had the best icy blubber p-ssy last night!
kyle- score! did it smell?
bret- not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in july.
kyle- mmm… man, you got so lucky.
bret- you don’t even know, i even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
kyle- man she must be one nasty eskimo.
bret- well she’s still in the icebox if you want a turn.
kyle- definitely! (high five).
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